Monday, November 3, 2008

Wasn't me...

Update: I just sent out an email inviting friends and family to the blog. How many will actually come here? (I'm watching my page views...)
I've been reading the "Not me!" Monday postings from several blogs, and I think most of them are hilarious. The basic idea, which was created by MckMama (click the image above to get to her site), is to post happenings from the last week which I certainly didn't have a hand in. I know better than to do silly things...right?
  • I did not win tickets to the theater through work to a production of Dracula, proceed to drag my dear husband there on his birthday, and then discover that the show should have been titled Dracula - An Amateur Ballet.
  • I did not then convince my poor husband to stay, in the hopes that the show would improve. (No such luck...)
  • I did not feel terribly out of place there, wearing casual street clothing while sitting in the front box, drinking free champagne, and watching people spend outrageous sums at a pre-show auction. ( Four grand for an Italian dinner anyone? No? Didn't think so.)
  • I certainly did not try to convince T that the free drink made up for the terrible show. That would just be silly.
  • On Sunday, I did not decide that it would be a great idea to take the dog for a hike. In an open field. Just after the snow melted.
  • I did not proceed to forget to wash - or at least wipe down - said dog, until after I arrived at work this morning. How could someone forget to clean off the muddy, clay-covered animal?

Nope. That certainly was not me.

2 comments:

Vicki said...

Okay T. You knew what you were getting into when you married her.

Anonymous said...

OK B now that u didnt do all of the above maybe you should reconsider and do them anyways